Thanks to Forkspit

for the link to this video that she posted a couple of weeks ago, but I’ve only just caught (the blog’s updated even less frequently than the one you’re reading). This ought to be shown before every movie at my local Cineworld. That said, it must be an old video, as it doesn’t mention the special circle of hell reserved for people who send or receive text messages during movies, as if to say ‘I can’t be bothered to follow this, so I’m going to distract you, too’. Oh and do read Forkspit, soon, I believe, to be a book. But be warned, as with the video, explicit content yada yada yada